John Furie Zacharias
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Thunderstorms Anywhere

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Saturday, February 14, 2004
Happy Valentine's Day etc

violence is good for you  Your name is Mel Soaring. A couple of years ago you stole a pod and escaped Earth where you were wanted for the murder of Commander Tokay and one of histories greatest hero's, the man who defeated Makron. Since then you have lived on a planet named Meeylark with a small population of Iron Maiden. Having defeated Meeylark's ruler they took your side now that you had the power. You have fought off the ravages of the Strogg, Humans and even some unknown race of alien that you recently discovered, which the Humans are calling Xen.

Every few months a starship will fly by and perhaps even try to land on your planet, or an airstrike will try to get close enough to cause some damage. After much planning you have decided to hit them back - both the Human's and Strogg. Your plan is not to win a war on your own, or even help win - it is to simply mark your name in history. After murdering one of the highest ranked men on Earth, and the living legend Private Bitterman, you have already become the greatest villain in history. Now it is time to hit the Strogg and become their worst nightmare too...

After much thought between you and the Iron Maiden, you come up with a great plan. On a planet named Llallik there is a great palace which stores the dead bodies of past Strogg leaders. Most importantly, right in the heart of this palace lies the tomb of the Makron God who was defeated by the very man you murdered two years ago. Because of the war, there are not many Strogg left to guard this palace, therefore you are to enter alone, kill everything in your path until you reach the great tombstone. There you will set a bomb and escape!

In doing so you will destroy what is probably the most important palace of the Strogg race, and perhaps even earn your name in both Human and Strogg history books as the greatest villain of the great war...

- from the alk04.txt file that came with the Quake 2 mod entitled "Mel Soaring 3: Tomb of the Makron God" by Shaun Ross aka [Kona].

This map was created and released over 4 years ago, but I got a hankering for some Quake 2 blood splatter.  As far as graphics, Quake 3 is an immensely improved game over Quake 2. But Q3 and Q3 Team Arena are just different games than Q2.  I've always appreciated a good Q2 mod, even if I have to occasionally give myself some armor, health and ammo.  The graphic above is in the last secret place of this map -- the gallery.  That's Tim Willits, the infamous Quake game designer. 

Why play an old game?  First, I think there should be a distinction between 'old' and 'timeless'.  Second, with all the hundreds of game mods out there for Quake, I'm sure you can play in a game map you've never seen before.  And thirdly, since I can't afford a psychiatrist, I needed to spend some quality time running up behind some Q2 characters and blowing their little digital heads clean off with my virtual shotgun.  Happy Valentine's Day.

Ahhh.  All better now.


Friday, February 13, 2004
Inventing a better future

It's all we got -- when it's broke, we're done.

Since it is Friday the 13th, let's discuss the luck and future of the planet.  Last week, Kofi Annan, the Secretary General of the United Nations, was given a report by the InterAcademy Council entitled "Inventing a better future: A Strategy for Building Worldwide Capacities in Science and Technology".  Upon receiving the report, he remarked in part about tapping into human creativity and innovation to reach millenium goals:

"Issues that most directly affect what we hope to achieve for ourselves and our families.  Issues that relate to building a life free of poverty and deadly disease, with enough food and clean drinking water, in a clean and safe environment.  Issues that are identified in the Millennium Development Goals, adopted by all the world's leaders here at the United Nations Millennium Summit in September 2000."

Unfortunately, the IAC report has some bad news.  The full report is available online.  Here is a brief excerpt:

"For the first time, the majority of human beings are now classified as urban, a phenomenon that will continue unabated, mostly in the developing world, even though some will use the new information and communications technology to work out of more rural surroundings. Urbanization will challenge the capacities of developing nations to deal with the enormous problems of their 'megacities' (those with populations over 10 million). Over the next three decades, India alone will face an increment of urban population twice the size of the total populations of France, Germany, and the United Kingdom combined."

This fact is borne out in the research done by the Committee on Population and published in "Cities Transformed: Demographic Change and Its Implications in the Developing World (2003)" also available to read fully online at the National Academies Press (NAP).

The IAC report goes on to say:

"Poverty, destitution, and hunger still stalk humanity. Despite the enormous improvements that have been achieved in human welfare, 38 percent of the people in the least developed nations are malnourished and the shadow of starvation and famine still looms large in parts of the world especially in Sub-Saharan Africa, where civil strife has exacerbated an already bad situation. One-sixth of the human family lives on less than a dollar a day, and almost half of humanity survives on fewer than two dollars a day. The richest quintile of the world's people earns more than 70 times the income of the poorest quintile."

These facts are well documented in last year's report at the United Nations Development Program (UNDP) web site.  There are some astounding facts in the 2003 report that make what your mother told you about "eating your food because kids in so-and-so country are going hungry" sound lame.  If you follow no other link today, check out the quotable facts of HDR 2003.  Additionally, the IAC report continues:

"Problems such as HIV/AIDS strike globally, though responses to the disease's devastation vary enormously with a nation's capacity to deliver treatment and modify societal behavior. Some societies are producing a generation of AIDS orphans, with large parts of Sub-Saharan Africa and South Asia facing enormous and crippling losses. The decimation of young adults at their most productive moments is a human tragedy of gigantic proportions and a social and economic nightmare. Dramatic policy changes are required to address this issue, as well as persistent diseases such as malaria and tuberculosis and the more recent threat of severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS). More research is required to find better responses. Scientific collaboration on confronting the challenge and on making the results of the research available to those who need it most is essential."

Unfortunately as I heard one witness testify in congressional hearings on NASA's budgetary hearings in light of president Bush's big "Go to the moon" plan, (paraphrasing) "We need to fund this technology, this research and development, to stay ahead of the world.  Do you want China on the moon before us?  It's a national security issue, frankly".  So, while it may sound good and be the right thing to do -- to share technology, that is -- we (the U.S.) are not always going to do so.

But what happens if we continue doing things as we always have --  Think, act and consume like it was the 1950s?

"Environmental challenges abound. If present production and consumption patterns are not changed, the impact on our biosphere will be astounding: the air and water we depend on will become increasingly polluted; the soils will more and more erode; and forests, habitats, and biodiversity will continue to be lost. If the entire population of the earth were to produce and consume at present U.S. levels, we would need three Planet Earths. The need to implement more environmentally friendly and socially responsible economic activity has never been greater."

I don't know about you, but I would drive a hydrogen-fuel car if I could.  We better start soon too.  The Millenium Goals are supposed to be reached by 2015.

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Thursday, February 12, 2004
Daytona 500

200K rednecks will attend

It gets more national news coverage than Bike Week and Bike-toberfest and culminates Daytona's Speed Week.  It's a big deal when 200,000 rednecks gather in one spot to do anything besides talk about the one shared branch of their family tree back in Kentucky.

Secret Service arrived on Tuesday.  It seems Dubya will have another opportunity to play Mr. Dress Up and get a photo-op bonding with the common man.  Speedway concession stands were thoroughly searched using the latest technology and all threats to the president (pretzels) have been removed.

In sad news, a local man was killed last Sunday at the International Speedway while clearing the track after an accident by a parapalegic race car driver running his very first race.  He was the first emergency service worker to be killed at the track.  Over 30 race car drivers have died in Daytona, including the infamous death of Dale Earnhardt.

The first race at Daytona International Speedway, won by Lee Petty, was Feb. 22, 1959.  Winning the Daytona 500 is the final prize of this 45-year-old racing tradition recently coined as Speed Week.  This week, Dale Earnhardt Jr and Elliot Sadler won the qualifying Gatorade 125 races.  Greg Biffle ran the fastest lap so he qualifies to start the 500 in pole position.  Sarah Silverman can explain more about what pole position means than I can, but I imagine that it is a good thing.

The big race is Sunday.  I guess that means pork rinds.

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Wednesday, February 11, 2004
Bones are us

my knee bone is connected to ... my penis

Welp, it's been about two months since Dr. Mitchell fileted my leg and installed the plates and screws (shown above).  So, it was time for a follow-up appointment after the surgery.  Last time I saw the doc was when I was a meat popsicle and he pulled out the 40 or so happy little metal staples from my leg.

He told me I could start putting weight on the knee and leg very gradually.  He said I should use the HFD walker for a while longer, then graduate to a cane with the immobilizer.  The immobilizer sounds like a fun BDSM toy but it's just a removable cast thang with velcro straps and some long metal stiffeners.  Did I just say, "long stiffeners" out loud?  Maybe it is a BDSM toy, afterall.

Regardless, he said I could go swimming again once the wound finally heals totally up.  It's not to smart to swim in Snow Bird urine with an open cut, I guess. 

He also told me that I can start exercising my atrophied leg muscles now.  He suggested I lie face-down on the bed with my legs hanging off with some light ankle weights.  So now I have an excuse to wear my steel-toed construction boots to bed during sex.  Pretty cool.

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Tuesday, February 10, 2004
Fuck Winter

Its all fun and games until you freeze your balls off

Melicious sent me this today.  She had to travel back to Detroit over the weekend. 

I'm not very empathetic -- it almost hit 80o this afternoon. 

How is your winter wonderland shaping up so far?

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