John Furie Zacharias
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Thunderstorms Anywhere

Thunderstorms in the Imajica

 The different ways I don't like you 
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Friday, January 02, 2004
Forehead Logo Branding

Tickle Me IronMike

I just finished watching many hours of one of my favorite shows on TV.  Sci-Fi channel ran a marathon of Star Gate SG-1 episodes tonight.  One of the episodes involved SG-1 frolicking with an amazon-like group of strategically clad women warriors that would have raised wood on any number of worlds.  Check out the Star Gate SG-1 web site to see what some real cash can do for your web site ideas.

Anyway, I happen to notice that these chicks had a different forehead tattoo than SG-1's Jaffa member, Teal'c.  If you watch the show, you know what I mean.  If not, use the link to see Christopher Judge as Teal'c.  I don't know if he could take Iron Mike, but he has an equally conspicuous face marking.

So, all this gave me an idea.  This is the point where most people who know me say, "Uh-oh", or turn off their cell phones.  I think 2004 should usher in an era of Forehead Logo Branding.  Here are some of my examples:

 It's all, like cosmic, MAN!
Dennis Hopper's peace sign
 Prison Bitch Buffet
Martha Stewart's handcuff
 Fab Five Forehead Logo
Carson's Fab Five forehead logo
 Honest, I was just sleeping ...
Michael Jackson's "just sleeping with him"

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Thursday, January 01, 2004
Sphincterrific !?

You can kiss my little yellow two-dimensional ass!

I've decided to start the New Year on a high note with an
ass joke.  Personally, I've never had a colonoscopy.  However, 2003 felt like a cold plastic tube being rammed up my ass all year, so it's appropriate.  2004, you ask?  I think I agree with Warren Ellis about 2004.

A physician claims these are
actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."

9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"


13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

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Wednesday, December 31, 2003
Melicious' Top Ten List

_..:=" Here is Mel's Top Ten List "=:.._

melicious 2003-12-31
Caveat Lector:
The top ten list is a constantly evolving and very personally relative record to each List Maker. Please feel free to add your own Top Ten.

10) F.W.B.
9) Whack-A-Mole at the Compound
8) Toulon wearing all white - overalls & tshirt - to City Club and gleaning respect of the depraved patrons.
7) The many porno movies we all made
6) Elevators and Ice Machines need love too
5) M, dressed in a full-length velvet evening gown, kneels along a fence on the Cass Corridor to purge herself of too much Yagermeister while a random bum pats her on the back and tells her repeatedly "c'mon, bring it up, guh" (guh, I believe, translates as girl)
4) Ann's Tit
3) Baker's Square's famous Tit Pie (no relation to Ann)
2) C's nipple rings flashed on Royal Oak's Main Street 1, 2, 3, four times
1) JfZ runs nude for hours through suburban utopia at 3 AM

JfZ, you shall hold number one on my list for eternity and a day. *kiss*


Thanks, Mel ... If we swap out #10 for something else, it would be an "all Metro Detroit list".  

Ummm, like the time:

I went ballistic at the compound when the cops showed up for the third time during that one Bri2 Bash.

Or Toulon at the Mardis Gras party at your place in Bwight-mon.

Or finding someone in a running jeep in my driveway in the morning.

Or something else, Heh.

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Tuesday, December 30, 2003
Adult Swim

Aeon animated most guys

I have to admit to watching Cartoon Network's
Adult Swim just about every night it is on.  Here's the thing ... at 11:00pm, I could watch my local TV news, or Futurama.  Rather than laughing at the cheesy news anchor trying to make a story about parking at the mall during the holiday season seem important, I'd just rather laugh at Fry, Leela and Bender.  So, as Bender would say, "If you don't like it, you can bite my shiny metal ass".

At 11:30, if Jay Leno and David Letterman are not very fresh, I just continue watching Adult Swim.  The current line-up has Family Guy after Futurama.  Family Guy is more hilarious than either Jay or Dave's monologues anyway.  I have nearly fallen out of bed and re-broken my knee listening to Brian (the dog) or Stewie make their sarcastic or demanding comments.

At midnight, Adult Swim currently shows anime.  I personally don't like Inuyasha or Big-O, so I tend to surf back to the official talking heads of late night like Jay, Dave, or Conan.  Then I wait.

At 1:00am, one of my favorites comes on, Cowboy Bebop.  I think this cartoon is very cool, because it takes place in space, in the future, and it's light-hearted.  Unlike Inuyasha and Big-O though, I can actually follow the storyline.

After Cowboy Bebop, a more serious anime comes on -- Reign: The Conqueror.  Just watching Reign, you can tell it was created by the same guy (Peter Chung) that created one of my all-time favorites, Aeon Flux.  It's serious, it's weird, and it tells a good story.  The artwork is friggin' awesome.

Don't forget to check out the New Year's Eve Party at the Brak show.  Do you ever watch Adult Swim?  What's your favorite cartoon?

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Saturday, December 27, 2003
Sucks to live in China

You could get fucked by the PROC guvmint

Let's see ... there's the communism thing. 

Then there's the fact that you probably have the same name as one hundred thousand other people in your country.

Standing in front of military tanks in Tianamen Square has been done.

But, reading this headline from the AP news really caught my eye:
Mass-orgy leads to jail for life

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