Hey, man ... don't be harshing on my buzz. Don't bogart the tagboard, dude. Other than the occasional pimpin' of one's blog, most people chat on the main tag board to pass some time with fellow blogdrivers. In the wee hours of Friday night, the blogdrive shaman, CBG, decided to cheer everyone up by turning on the Jackbonics word filter, complete with a flower power background. He is the Lizard King and everyone nodded.
Dust off that lava lamp in your closet and pin up your favorite fuzzy black light posters. Turn on some Jimi or Janis. If you're bored enough to try to follow the conversation, scroll to the bottom and read up.
Jackbonics Mode: ON OFF(disabled)
CBG » *rrriiipppp* Juan to hook up?
OGFan » <-- updated!
Katriana » everyjuan should be so lucky to have a pair of breakway pants.
J f Z » CBG has got yer don't nut. It must be hot in here cause I'm a sizzlean.
Katriana » Ruh roh, Raggy.
OGFan » I still juant a doughnut!
CBG » Kat or Ang if I hear another dirty word come from your mouth then these break away pants are coming off.
J f Z » it's holiday cheer ... or somethang.
Katriana » Man I love this thang. We should hang out some time.
Pirwzwhomper » i hope this coloration isn't permanent We should hang out some time.
J f Z » /clicks on the black lights and lava lamps Where's the love?
CBG » *takes off shirt and puts on black bow tie*
OGFan » oh my... yes... I think Jack(rocks!) will be interesting...
Angelena » it's getting hot in here.
Katriana » bow chicka bow wow
CBG » *busts out my portible stripper pole*
Angelena » *jumps up on the table and grooves to the 70's porno music*
Katriana » rockin'
Angelena » Jack(rocks!)bonics!
CBG » here you go!
Angelena » true, kat. very true.
Katriana » I need soemone to make me laugh. So yeah actually, that would be nice.
CBG » well since he's not here I'll give you the next best thing.....
Katriana » I think I should finish knitting my scarf. That's something to fill the time while this little ditty updates itself at the speed of a super sonic snail
CBG » man, oh, man, do you need some jack comfort.
Katriana » my santa abuse is just. . .too. . . personal. .. *sobs*
Katriana » not here. the last thing you guys need to read is details to my personal baggage. vague works. details do not.
OGFan » I gotta go... I will be back in a little while... I have to finish up my entry...
CBG » is there an experience you want to talk about kat?
Katriana » hahahaha.
Katriana » Better jack than a jolly fat guy calling himself santa and telling you to sit on his lap, eh Ang?
J f Z » morning wood, why-have-I-been-dreaming-about-sex-all-night, hot.
Katriana » I usedto think so but now I am not so sure
Angelena » uh oh...jack's coming to town
CBG » told him that kat and ang were begging for him. I didn't lie did I?
CBG » I just left a message for him.
Angelena » kat, trust me on this. you're hot.
Katriana » He's good times.
J f Z » Jack sounds like Leisure Suit Larry ... but maybe not.
Angelena » jack is a very unique individual.
OGFan » I hear people talk about him all the time but have never seen him around...
OGFan » Jack sounds... interesting...
Katriana » You are a hot tamale.
Katriana » Liar.
Angelena » i'm not sure i can handle the gratness of jack right now.
Katriana » Not really. He goes for anything in a cyber skirt.
CBG » want me to give jack a call? If there's one thing he can do, that's restore confidence.
Angelena » i have no sex appeal.
Katriana » Hello. How's it goin?
Katriana » Because man that sucks. I miss my unshakeable confidence. Where it went, I don't know.
Adawehi » Hi folks
Katriana » At least you aren't doubting your sex appeal.
Katriana » Two nights in a row no less
Angelena » no, but my entire account with yahoo got deactivated. i just lost a metric ton of billing information.
J f Z » I'm going to have to look in my archives and find that handy lil weather pixie code.
Katriana » Did you get passed up for a stupid movie?
J f Z » It's cold here tonight. I'm not going outside.
Angelena » debatable, kat.
Katriana » Probably.
Katriana » I hope you're all having a better night than I am.
J f Z » I still wanna see the D 'tuck me in' video ... *sighs*
Debauched » Anyway, I'm gonna go.
Angelena » i want to kick those admin jerks at yahoo.
OGFan » I don't want a burrito, though... I am eating a brownie... but it just doesnt cut it when all i was in a doughnut!
Debauched » Make it thirty.
J f Z » Hi Ang [insert happy emoticon here]
Pirwzwhomper » poppyseed bread!
Pirwzwhomper » i'll call in twenty minutes then
J f Z » Burritos are better for you, OG.
Angelena » greeings, og fa, deanna, jfg, cbg,everyone else.
Debauched » I'll be home soon.
OGFan » I still want a doughnut!
CBG » ola ang
Pirwzwhomper » well i don't know when you'll be home
Debauched » But I called last night.
Angelena » maow?!
Pirwzwhomper » you should call when you get home
CBG » you 2?
Debauched » You can call me later. Boy am I horny!
OGFan » hello everyone!
J f Z » Of course, if you're rich, german, and extremely obese ... just wear a red speedo two sizes too small. That way, you can show off some odd male camel-toe.
Debauched » Yeah. I'm at a friends.
Debauched » No, CBG just said the S-word.
Pirwzwhomper » no wonder you didn't answer your phone
CBG » he's with the fishes now.
Debauched » Oh oh and shoulder hair, muy machismo.
Angelena » cbg got rid of phases?
CBG » man am I turned on right now!
J f Z » Not quite the detective hat, but strawish, yeah. Same shape. And don't forget to wear an opened hawaii tourist shirt.
CBG » nothing says sexy like farmer's tans, back hair, and toe cheese.
J f Z » Something like a Nightstalker or French Connection 1970s hat.
CBG » I drove phases off?
Debauched » And some sexy nose sun screen. Yeah, baby.
>slave< » knee socks - sex - harry-high pants - sex of course how could i not know that...
CBG » now, that's hot. Are we talking straw?
Debauched » Oh, way to drive off Phases, CBG.
J f Z » You need to buy a proper hat, tho if you're going to prowl the beach in your depends.
CBG » sex, I believe.
>slave< » anyway what are we talking about here???
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