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Sunday, August 28, 2005
Killer Hurricane Katrina Coming

Katrina has strengthened to a catastrophic category 5 hurricane with sustained winds of 175 mph and gusts well over 200 mph.  Government officials are scrambling to prepare and media outlets are using phrases like "nightmare scenario" and "once in a lifetime storm."  Unfortunately for residents of the Gulf Coast, especially in Louisiana and Mississippi, these alarming phrases are not idle exagerations.  Mandatory evacuatons of millions of people living in coastal communities have been ordered.

As you can see from the GOES-12 satellite water vapor image above (I added the state abbreviations for the geographically-impaired), this is a monster hurricane with a huge, well-defined eye.  Hurricane Katrina will cause damage from storm surge and high winds.  It's like a tsunami with F3 tornado force winds.  However, unlike a tornado that usually only lasts a few minutes, a hurricane's sustained destructive winds will last hours and can carve out its path of destruction over a hundred miles wide.

The storm surge is expected to be 20-25 feet (7-8m) above sea level which will very likely flood the city of New Orleans with 30 feet (10m) of water.  New Orleans actually lies below sea level and is protected from normal flooding conditions by a series of levies and a massive pumping system.  Hurricane Katrina will flood the city of New Orleans to such a degree that it may take many months  to recover.

To get some idea of the destruction headed toward New Orleans, one has to go back in history to 1969 and Hurricane CamilleRoger Pielke, at The Center for Science and Technology Policy Research has an informative website and an interesting photo gallery covering Camille.  Here are some photos of Hurricane Andrew, another category 5 storm.

I'll be adding more information to this entry as the evening progresses.  Specifically, I'm trying to stay in contact with a fellow Blogdriver, Christine, author of BeeDee News.  She is in for a rough night.

[ 22.00 update ]

Christine (aka CM) spent most of the day stressed out and preparing.  I had left Yahoo Instant Messenger up and running so we could chat until her power got knocked out.  Through some collaborative web surfing and searching, we were able to locate an emergency shelter in her area.

From my experience with Charlie, Frances and Jeanne last year, I know that one of the most stressful things running through your mind as you watch radar images of a monster storm heading your way on TV weather reports is your house.  The pre-storm stress doesn't include anxiety about losing your life, or being physically injured.  Rather, you wonder, what the heck you are going to do if your house is totally destroyed?

So, even when you drag yourself out of denial and eventually evacuate, you still have that anxiety.  Finally, after one last chat, CM had to turn off the computer and head for safety.  If she is able to do so, she plans to call in her status and I'll blog it here and on her personal blog, CMBS.

More BDKv1.0 MP3s

[Headphones] :: Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult @ Bob's Garage

Thursday, August 25, 2005
Swamp Gas v.007

Welcome to Swamp Gas in the Imajica.  Similar to the You Can't Make This Shit Up (YCMTSU) section, Swamp Gas will focus solely on news and items of interest in the sunshine state of Florida.

They say, "All the nuts in America roll downhill to Florida."  So let's just see how true that phrase really is.

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Swamp Gas v. 007

 TS Katrina MIAMI

Tropical Storm Katrina is strengthening in those warm salty waters between the Bahamas and Miami.  She's expected to grow to hurricane strength as she slowly heads for landfall somewhere along one of the beach communities north of Miami.  People there are somewhat nervous after experiencing the monster hurricane Andrew in 1992, but this slower moving, less intense hurricane is likely to be more reminiscent of last year's Frances.  However, a category 1 hurricane is still a hurricane with sustained winds over 74 mph, and is very destructive.


 Death from Above PLANET EARTH

I felt I should add this news nugget into this version of the Swamp Gas reports because Florida is known as the Sunshine state.  Unlike Katrina which will likely make landfall as a category 1 hurricane, the Sun has just unleashed an extreme G-5 geomagnetic storm, the highest on the NOAA Space Environment Center scales.  Geomagnetic storms are disturbances in the geomagnetic field caused by gusts in the solar wind that blows by Earth which can impair or completely knock out our modern communications systems.  Can you hear me now?  Blogdrive lag?  Now, you know why.


[Headphones] :: Hurricane Jeanne is Gone - JfZ

Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Skiddy's Big Adventure

Skiddy is an active kitten, and almost old enough now to just be called a cat.  Although she started off last year with a bum leg that someone even suggested should just be amputated to my extreme horror, months of chasing imaginary creatures and games of fetch with me have improved her mobility to a fairly normal state.  Although she seems to limp a little and get tired after playing fetch for too long a time, her leg is certainly much better from the time when she pathetically dragged it limply behind her.

The picture above shows Skiddy waiting alertly for me to throw her fetch toy from her favorite perch, the back of a stuffed chair in my living room.  When I sit in that chair and start typing on one the keyboards, she has a habit of leaping up onto the top of the back in order to look over my shoulder to see what I am doing.  Sometimes, she reminds me of a pirate's parrot perched up there next to my shoulder.

When she plays fetch, though, she reminds me of a hockey player.  She gets tunnel vision chasing her fetch toy down the linoleum hallway.  It's not uncommon for her to overshoot her prey and slide past it in that cartoon-cat-on-the-kitchen-floor way.  One thing that makes her look like a hockey player is her unwaivering bravery to chase the toy to the end of the hallway and slam into the door like a player going behind the net and into the end boards.  For her own safety, I have had to leave a cardboard box in front of the door to soften the inevitable collision.

Last month, while in the throes of being in heat, she spent the night outside.  I worried about her getting pregnant because I haven't been able to get her spayed yet.  Fortunately, she apparently got scared and spent her first night outside hiding safely under the house.  The next morning, she started meowing when she heard my voice calling for her and she was rescued without incident ( no kitty sex for you! ), except for being a little dusty for a cat.

[Fullscreen] :: No Sex in the Champagne Room  (dial-up users)  Murble - Strippers are special - Chris Rock

Saturday, August 20, 2005

 Fear and Loathing
One of my personal heroes, Hunter S. Thompson, will be memorialized on Saturday at his Owl Farm ranch in Colorado.  A relatively small group of 250 friends and associates will be partying into the night to watch Hunter's mortal remains be shot out of the top of a 150-foot-tall monument in the shape of a fist in a psychodelic fireworks display.  After playing Hunter in the film Fear and Loathing, actor Johnny Depp became close friends with Hunter and his family.  It is said that Depp has worked with Hunter's wife Anita on these final festivities.  Hunter was known by all as the Gonzo journalist because his own alcohol and drug-induced escapades often found their way to the forefront of any serious news stories on which he supposed to be reporting.

For his own reasons, Hunter took himself out with a bang, Hemingway style, in February.  Now, his friends will remember him with another bang.

Goodbye, Hunter S. Thompson.  I will drink a shot for you Saturday night and promise not to sell my copies of your books on Ebay -- except Curse of Lono -- which I saw is out of print and going for about $300.

[ 08/21 update ]

I thought I'd add some post-party thoughts here.  The best articles with some curious details of the memorial come from the Denver Post and the Aspen Times writers.  Here are two photos of the gonzo fist monument.

While scanning news articles, I came across this quote in USA Today:
"I'll always remember where I was when Hunter was blown into the heavens," said Thompson's neighbor, Rita Sherman, who watched the spectacle from the deck of her house.
Hello, Rita ?!?  I hope you'll remember where you were because you are sitting on your deck, you frackin' drunk!

[Headphones] :: Evil Stevie: Activate! - JfZ

Wednesday, August 17, 2005
NCAA name ban - the FSU Seminoles

The National Collegiate Athletic Associaton (NCAA) has decided to ban the use of any names or mascots that they consider to be racially or ethnically "abusive" or "hostile" toward American Indians.  The nickname/mascot ban will be enforced after next February in any post-season tournaments.  One NCAA member college, Florida State University, may take legal action to continue to use the Seminole name and mascot.  Apparently, the Florida Seminole tribe has given FSU permission to continue using the Seminole name.

Here's the funny thing (to me).  I had taken this photo of these two plastic bread clips before the NCAA name ban news came out.  I snapped this photo on the same day when I took a photo of the mystery object.

I think there is a very simple solution to this politically correctness problem.  These colleges should pay any tribe for using its name.  If any given tribe feels offended, they can simply refuse the renumeration.

[Headphones] :: Jessica: Pleasure Club Mix - JfZ

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