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Saturday, July 31, 2004
TAG board archive - July 2004


Everyone!  Into the pool!!
So ... why?  Well, I go through the TAG board periodically (or when asked) and delete entries.  Mainly I delete your entries because it reloads the page periodically or when you add a new entry for chatting and when it gets too large, it takes up bandwidth loading constantly.  My general rule was this: if you put an annoying little smilie emoticon on the TAG, that entry was the first to go when I cleaned house.

The second rule: if the entry was older.  But the second rule bummed me out because I hate to throw away memories, so, some entries were deemed to be classics and had to be preserved (like Hygelic reading my blog in the bathroom on his cell phone).

Then the first and second rules unfortunately clashed when it came to old school phreeks who might put an ascii emoticon at the end of their sentence, like Skennedy (et al).  These people were violating my first unstated rule through no fault of their own, and, because the programmers of the TAG board must have thought to themselves, "how handy-fucking-dandy would it be if we just translated every ascii emoticon to a different happy little yellow face?"  So, they dropped another few hits of Exstacy, patted each other on the back and went back to coding the TAG board.

So, whether it is a good thing or a bad thing, whether it is wise or terribly, terribly wrong -- I've decided to archive the TAG board here for all to see -- and still be able to delete older entries (and keep the TAG.html small) with a clear conscience.

Read Archive [ Prior to July 2004 ]


Hallie haha i like the thunderstorms voter registration
Winston ooh, nice backdrop Yours is quite different, I like the red round the tagboard...
J f Z Are you threatening me?! Hehehe. You said, "BUNGhole" ... Hehehe.
Brandon Starr "I am the Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!" Those were always the funniest B&B episodes, when Beavis goes on a caffeine/sugar high and becomes his alter-ego Cornholio.
Hallie lol that's not good; on school nights i get like, 6 hrs of sleep, sometimes when i can get to bed early, then 7 hrs. i always sleep in class
J f Z ROFL ... yeah, I do both ... then throw down a few quarts of coffee. Turns me into a serious Beavis.
Brandon Starr Jitters from not eating can be fun, too.
J f Z Hallie, I don't drink or do drugs anymore so all I have left for fun is that semi-conscious state of zombieness that come from sleep deprivation ... blink-blink
Marvelous Bob Last month, Michael Bounoauro uploaded to his unknownhero.com website the final chapter of his "Marvelous Bob" story, seemed to make right with himself and those around him, and then ended his life.
Hallie you don't sleep a lot. dont you feel tired, or you're used to it and living off on coffee.
John Furie Zacharias I sleep for 8 hours for the 1st time in weeks and Brandon is partying on my TAGbd with no less than 5 girls. Hehe. emobabe, mysterygirl, and legs: Maybe Duke is right, there is a God <ker-wink>
emobabe05 very nice..I like!
legs Oh, hey, cool site. I love the lightening bolts and the just say no t-shirt. Ha.
Hallie lol helleena says you don't understand girls at all; is that somewhat true? it's ok i dont get guys sometimes
Hallie oh i found a mistake; i left out the word people. it didnt make sense
Brandon Starr Just found and blogged about a story about a Bush speech blunder.
Helleena Boy Hallie did you open up a can of worms. You will know what I am talking about
Hallie lol, why do ask and say, "you're from texas? you must love bush". not that anyone's ever asked me that, but i am from texas
Hallie ohh ok just wondering. oh and thanks for the advice! that does sound fun, traveling and helping at the same time, + get paid! i'll consider it !
mystery girl? very very kick ass blog
Helleena I know that I have been there and jzf has a link to it look under phreeks and clik on blogs.
Hallie i think it's brandonstarr.blogdrive
Hallie jfz, do you know the blog brando starr? i've been there once and his blog is almost like yours; all about politics.
Hallie aww more polar bear pictures. poor boris
J f Z *sigh* if I could just get Dennis to put this URL in with his comments instead of blogdrive: http://pssst-in-sandbox.deviantart.com/ more PPL would read Sandbox
J f Z I'd build you one for a pack of cigarettes tonight
Duke That rig is SWEET!!! Where can I get one? huh? huh? heh
Thunderstorms' PC You'll be GREEN with envy ...
J f Z I always use [Permalink] to read the entry and make comments. I hate the javascripted comments window at blogdrive.
Helleena It is at the bottem of every entry Dennis. It says Make Some Thunder.
Dennis Where does one find a "comments" section on this page. I looked, but....
Hallie if you want to will you check out her blog at http://philonysh.blogdrive.com/ and tell her what you think !
Hallie hi jfz!! i have a friend at blogdrive and she wrote an entry about politics (everybody seems to be doing that NOW) and she would like opinions or maybe arguments.
Helleena I always wanted to have a neighbor just like you.
Hallie lol i think that's really cute what melicious said!
J f Z Heh. Just as soon as I can tie the laces on these sneakers and put on my sweater in the closet over there ...
Melicious It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood... won't you be my neighbor??????
J f Z BTW, it might be more helpful for us to have these conversations in the comments section of any given entry as stuff on this TAG board scrolls out of view so quickly and is easily missed.
J f Z No, Dennis, you're spot on. I just left out the name Hussein so as not to be automatically googled that way, and then be inundated by chicken-hawk comments.
Hallie hi! just dropping by to see how you're doing!
Dennis Oh the wonders of the universe - Is a baby buzzard "ugly"? Does its mother think so?
Dennis I was sure you were talking about Bush - pathetic, meglomania, paranoid...perhaps my attitude needs a "fix", eh?
Duke deepest apologies oh great and powerful Hypno Toad...forgive my puny self for calling you a frog...later...frog
Hypno Toad I continue to command my minions from my permalink for those wise enough to know it and give all glory to me. Don't ever call me a frog again, you foolish puny human!!
Duke alright...in your sleep deprived world of 36 hour days did you accidentally step on the frog?
Hallie LOL!
J f Z No, not really sleep deprived. I can't remember the last time I saw any interesting porn, either. (sigh) GOD is just being a typically presumptious and judgemental POS.
Hallie  lol!! exactly how MANY hours do you sleep??? are you sleep deprived? haha
J f Z FYI: I sleep like everyone else -- it's just that MY planet has a 36 hour day. Also, on my planet of 'horny, atheistic insomniacs', GOD is brave enough to have web address when he talks to us.
GOD I suggest that you stop looking at porn, get some sleep, and get a job. This will do wonders on your life my son.
Helleena Now you duke you and I both know that if and when he does sleep it is only for a an hour or 2. I should know I live with him.
Hallie LOL really?! i sleep at weird times of the day, but i have a time limit
Duke he sleeps at all hours of the day... different ones each day is all...*jab*
just a stranger I don't think that he ever sleeps.
Hallie and you were up late last night! btw, how are you doing today?
Hallie lol thanks for all the tips about my 2nd blog! i will try that when i get home today
J f Z Dennis, when you get a minute - use the 'contact me' or the link at the top and email me. I'd like to give you that Sandbox info, remember?
J f Z It's like a Jedi Mind Trick - "Nothing to see here ... move along"
J f Z Hey there D-man ... Man, I just posted that! You're quick. I usually see how it actually looks and reads, and then edit it 2 or 3 more times. Heh.
Dennis Course in Miracles says, "Aggressors can't see clearly" - hence, "invisibility" sometimes called "stealth".
J f Z I'll be right over ...
Hallie really? my second blog isn't readable cause of the white text? i thought it would be fine against the yellow and black background
Hallie hey, GOD stopped by your page. you're blessed!
J f Z It might be simpler to just put a link to 168.html, if you don't mind the comments under the entry.
Duke Hey thanks...you've found some sweet sites I hadn't run across yet...definitely adding some to my bookmarks...
Dennis The drumroll is back!! I'm waiting for the frog to pop out of the stratosphere - with Hal
Dennis Yes! about God's Loving everybody. I think that is why I can be so bold as to be hatefully human at times.
Hallie hi jfz! just dropping by again to say hello!
J f Z Thanks for stopping by GOD ... now how about a hot tip on a winning lottery ticket?
GOD I like everybody. I wake and say " Hey everyone I LOVE YOU!"
CLICK ME if you 'like to watch'
J f Z Heh. You can say *that* again! I sometimes forget if I only hate everyone or actually everybody.
Dennis Oppps!! again.
Dennis Revision? "I hate MOST everybody and everything. I hate MOST everything about everybody." But, I may be wrong, eh?
Dennis Revision? "I hate MOST everybody and everything. I hate MOST everything about everybody." But, I may be wrong, eh?
J f Z Yeah, I'm a rock lobster with burning eyes. Feels like I have a fever. But, I'm going to the pool again tomorrow in between thunderstorms.
Hallie sun burned huh? that's horrible.. i didnt really get sunburned and not exactly a nice tan either. just a slight slight teeny weeny tan
Hallie LOL! every time i come here, the toad just gets me! haha
J f Z Heh... I know how you feel, Hallie. After posting 2 thoughtful entries this past week, I'm just screwing around on Web-Litter lately.
Sandbox Read Dennis' FREE online book. Take charge of your life! <--Click on 'Sandbox'.
Hallie i think i've been here like, 3 times already so is it ok if i link you to my blog? i'm gonna go ahead and do that before i forget and lose your url, so if you mind just let me know
Hallie hi jfz, how are you today? it's summer and i'm so lazy i have things to do but i dont want to do them. anybody here feels the same?
Dennis Waiting for Zarathuthra! Went to deviantart link. I'm not there. I'm lost - help!!!!
J f Z I was going to suggest trying PHPnuke w/phpBB since it is cool, free, and supported by a large online community of users and tinker-ers. But it looks like WordPress has got good karma too.
J f Z I'll stop by again ... since it's PHP, I had an idea to share.
Myisha Because i don't know much about php..(the blog is written in it)
Myisha often..I finally decided what journal system I want to use...(wordpress)I want to use it to powed my who site..So that's gonna take some time..
Myisha Thanks for coming by my website..I'm still tweaking my site so that I could have it look like I wanted it...I'm getting there slowing by surely...That's why i haven't been around to blogdrive that
Toulon HEY! Just wanted to say Hello! Laters
Hallie and yes, my blog is very pink
Hallie hiiii! lol thanks for tagging my board. great answer about the parkway and driveaway !
J f Z Hey Dennis ... did you click on your name in that blog entry?
Dennis e-coli is one of the coliforms - the same period I got deathly sick. Living is bad for your health.
Dennis I got a copy of the bacteria tests for that period. It showed the high coliform for two weeks and we weren't notified
J f Z howdy c-dude! How's the SPOT treating ya?
citizendude Hey JFZ, how's everything ? Just dropping by to say hello to my old Blogdrive mates ....
J f Z Heh. I hear the local schools are pretty good. It's nauseatingly rural in places though. But that's just me ... remember, I'm equinaphobic. Mel might be renting her condo in Ft Meyers.
Brandon Starr I hear Jeb's house is nice.
Kristi Does anyone know of a good place in Florida to raise kids? I think the winters here are too bad and I need a move. lol
Dennis Jeff - remember I've been a "psychic/medium" - "sensitive" for 30+ years. Not much chance to use it - people are closed off more and more
J f Z Wow ... Dennis, too. (three). FYI: Clicking on my name at the top or 'contact me' at the bottom will send an email to me. (It's so weird. I think about Dennis, and he appears on my TAG everytime.)
J f Z Howdy Xavier! My Web-Litter guy returns!
Dennis sorry for multiples - trouble in Imagica transmission. Can you erase Jeff? Please do. Can't find you at Plastics.
Dennis news this morning: Bush camp is considering postponing the elections in Nov. because of "terrorist threats". Is that enough? Good to have you back. Hey Jeff, good to have you back
Skennedy Good Morning, Jeff Just thought I'd say it's a beautiful day up here in MI, your forsaken land.
Helleena Yea you have to read the entries not just the Pics.
J f Z Hi tazz! Which Bush bash?
tazz waz up j f z with the Bush bash I dont get it .
Brandon Starr I love your "the pig says..." shirts. Have you thought of doing "the Bush says..."?
J f Z Got it, Sare. And that's really cool Brandon. I like your Bush Brain one. I'm tempted to put some of my little political collage grafix on zazzle ... maybe make a section for it.
sare thanx 4 ur tag, Furie! i just love relishing in some quality deprecation! also, plz be aware that my location's changed (click on name)
Brandon Starr Well, you're welcome. And I'm pleased to say I've now sold several shirts--including the "lying/dying" shirt I just put up today!
J f Z Thanks, Brandon. You inspired me.
Brandon Starr Congrats on your Zazzle page, JfZ!
~Ams It's true you know... God does kill a kitten everytime you masterbate, a kitten and a grandmother. LOL! I love your blog you friggin' genius you!
J f Z Thanks, Sare.
sare hey, there. Likin' the saddam pic.
John Furie Zacharias Started on the YCMTSU shirts today ...
Brandon Starr Hey, JfZ, I just did a blog about an article: Portrait of Jesus brings artist fame. I think you'll like it...


Friday, July 30, 2004
Blog the Vote


Blog the Vote, Baby!
So, I'd have to say you weasels are blind if you haven't seen this on my left side menu panel.  I'm sorry I called you a weasel.  You are a Muh-Muh-MMMmole.

I realize it's a big graphic over there, but don't be scared.  I just want to make sure you know what I'll be talking about for the next 60-90 days.  Don't be afraid to click on it.  Go ahead now, move your cursor over to the left ... and give it a whirl.  I promise you'll like it.  Look, I don't care who you actually vote for this year.  Your vote is your own decision.  Vote for Kerry, vote for Bush, vote for Nader, vote for Badnarik in November.

You can't vote for anyone if you don't register to vote in your state before the 2004 election day.  In the majority of the states in the U.S, you have to get off your ass and register before the beginning of October.  Every state has their own rules, by why chance it and miss the deadline?

To help you hackers and slackers, I have partnered with Rock the Vote to enable you to register to vote online, right here at Thunderstorms, right now.  No matter what poor excuse for a state your fat carcass calls home, you can do something for yourself and shut me up with one click of your mouse.

You see, George W. Bush won the 2000 presidential election because he won Florida.  He won Florida by only 537 votes.  If that doesn't prove that your ONE little blog-reading, chatroom-lurking, pornography-downloading, incredibly-geeky and pathetically-lonely VOTE COUNTS, I don't know what could prove it to you.

While I don't care who you actually vote for -- if you don't want me ranting at you for the next four friggin' years -- you better register and you better vote.  Don't come crying to me around Thanksgiving time, bitching and moaning about who did get elected, if you didn't voteI'll reach right through this friggin' monitor and smack you back into the stone age, you screaming hairy little butt monkey.

On the other hand, if you want to stay on my good side, you'll use the Rock the Vote Online Voter Registration system I've set up for you.  And after you print-it, sign-it, lick-it, and mail-it -- you'll encourage the other people in your genetically-challenged, inbred family that are over 18 to register here too.  If you are not 18 yet, you can still help the people who forgot to use a condom and ended up with you as the karmic payback for their furious three minutes of passion.

Not only that, but you are going to help all the people you know and those drooling imbeciles that are stupid and naive enough to like you register with one click of your mouse here at Thunderstorms.
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If you blog or have a web site, link to Thunderstorms and let's see how many people we can get registered online with Rock The Vote.  If you want graphics, I'll keep adding my own creations here for you to snarf up and use.  You can also just copy the 120x60 pixel animated Thunderstorms button at the bottom of the left menu panel and use it, if you like.  Don't hotlink the grafix -- save the one you want to your PC and then put it in your own file space for your site because I move my grafix all over the place and you wouldn't want to see that annoying little file/image missing crap on your own site.  Photobucket is free, if you need it.   

Let's Blog the Vote.

Thursday, July 29, 2004
Life in comics


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Hey! There are new Get Your War On comics at My New Fighting Technique Is Unstoppable!

Go there now.  You too can lose weight by laughing your fat, flabby ass off just reading comics and everything at David Rees' web site.  Better yet, take the money you'd spend on the next double-cheese pizza that you'll just stuff into your double-chinned face, buy a cool book from David Rees and help him with his efforts to get rid of some of the millions of landmines that are killing and crippling kids all over Afghanistan.

Be compassionately cool or be disgustingly fat -- it's your choice.

You might have missed my quick linkage on the TAG board, but on a sadder note:

Michael Buonauro, creator of Marvelous Bob, uploaded the final installment of the intrepid super hero's tale at the end of May.  So, Marvelous Bob's tale is complete now.  Sadly, but unfortunately true, Michael then killed himself.

There is a note on Michael's main web site to his MB fans, personal friends, and others from his mother.  I took some time to read Michael's blog.  A close friend of the family removed the journal entry comments because there were some online people being very cruel.  If you want to know how the suicide of one person can be such a terrible and confusing tragedy to those closest to that person, follow some of his links off his sites.  Check out the site of his friend, Jeff, at Wrench Farm or his girlfriend's blog.

Grieving someone who commited suicide is a conflicted confusing mess in the mind.  Confusion and outright anger is mixed in with the sadness of loss.  When I was in high school my best friend, Randy Aldrich, blew his own head off with a shotgun.  Like Michael Buonauro, Randy and his girlfriend had just broken up.  Soon after, Randy chose to kill himself on Amy's 16th birthday.  There were other problems in Randy's life besides typical teenage relationships.  There was plenty of self-administered guilt going around.  In the end, I blamed Randy.  I can relate to feeling lost.

Michael Buonauro had a great sense of humor and it lives on through the talent and memories of those who knew him.  I didn't know him personally, but I think his genius is still fucking hilarious.


Wednesday, July 28, 2004
Still swinging away @ DNC


Get some effin' Thunderstorms Gear
I try not to make too many blog entries at Thunderstorms  about me -- when I feel it should be more of an interactive magazine than a personal journal.  I'm striving for that with the resources available to me.  I think Thunderstorms should be about the world we live in and you.  And also, well, how I dislike both of those things.

Depending upon when you read this entry -- it could be very short.  Heleena finally has the day off and needs (cough) attention.  She also wants to take my hairy Pixel Monkey butt to the pool.

I've been busy working on some grafix and yet another website.  Details later.  Try to have some patience with me if I backfill some blog entries this week.  You might want to scroll down and make sure I'm not complaining about you personally.

Speaking of personal flaming -- I started my morning off by having this nice boy, Coprolaliacall me an assclown in Plastic's IRC channel.  I hadn't insulted him at all.  He just unilaterally launched a pre-emptive strike, I guess.  My jaw hit the keyboard.  I didn't retaliate -- maybe because I wasn't awake enough or I'm staying in my happy place, today.  Besides, given my past year, I have found that weird or bad things can sometimes turn out fairly well -- but only when I stay positive.  I refrained from calling him a humorless sophomore.

I mean, Coprolalia might be cool, right?  I have a fond appreciation for wit, sarcasm, rants and even aggression.  From what he said in IRC, he was working on a thesis paper, so he must have a few working brain cells.  I enjoy smart people.  His Plastic page was the first one I ever saw with a list of blocked users and he (cough) prompts people to look up the meaning of his username.  So I did that.  It explained much.

All in all, I am still very much in my happy place today.  I learned a new word for my day and also found a cool political blog @ www.coprolalia.org and they happen to have a link to David Neiwert's Orcinus blog which is also pretty snazzy.  Both are worth checking out.  On Orcinus, David recently posted the reasons why Republicans should buy my T-shirt.  David's a professional journalist, so he's much better at making the case to conservatives than my typically Libertarian ramblings.

Day Two at the Democratic National Convention in Boston brought another group of batters to swing away at the current administration.  Like Day One, I missed yesterday evening's live coverage, too.  I did watch and listen to some of the speakers on early morning CSPAN reruns while I was in Plastic's IRC channel.  Ronald Reagan gave an awesome speech.  I saw him on the after hours coverage on MSNBC again.  Obama was outstanding.  He gave a rousing and patriotic speech about inclusiveness.  When I saw and heard Obama, I forgot he's the same guy I made a bumper sticker slogan for last month.

The country also was able to hear Theresa Heinz Kerry unbaited and unfiltered for the first significant time.  I decided that the potential first lady reminded me of the Bajoran spiritual leader Kai on Star Trek's Deep Space Nine.  Maybe it's just her scarf fetish but, Clandestino in IRC remembered the name Kai and her habit of asking, "What's troubling you, my child?"  So, we agreed that it seemingly fits with Mrs. Kerry's persona.

What are your thoughts or observations about this convention so far?  Use the [ Permalink ] to comment and don't forget to get some gear to cover up that nasty third nipple you have.  Nobody wants to see that shit.
These Geek Grrls are whack

[And] I'm still going to do the blog entries I promised some of you I was going to do this week.  Melicious got really curious about Sci-Fi Channel's Mad Mad House Vampire Don reading Thunderstorms and making comments.  I found him to be a very intelligent and nice guy from the messages I've traded with him and some of his admins at his forum site so far.  I want to talk with Heleena first and maybe do a MMH follow-up as part of it.

[And] I want to do a very good blog entry on Net Grrls, Girl Geeks or Geek Grrls very soon -- a bookmarkable blog entry for the archives.  They are many talented journalists and artists that are cool "Women on the Web", for lack of a better title.

For now though, if you're tired of me talking about Donkeys and Elephants, go check out BDInsanity, like I did for the first time today.  Their pig is nearly as disturbing looking as my own sleazy effin' PiG -- and BDI seems to have been created by a Gaggle of Grrls -- plus I kinda like their Pixel Monkey header image.  It's like looking in the friggin' mirror except I always catch hold of my own banana.

Tuesday, July 27, 2004
Top of the 8th Inning


Bill Clinton signed baseball
It's not quite August, the 8th month of the year, but now it is the top of the 8th inning for the Game of Politix.  Our Summer has been the least relaxing 7th inning stretch away from politics in decades because it's difficult for anyone to really look away from the political game while our military is still in Iraq.  The traditional 7th inning song of "Take me out to the ballpark" was sung this summer by the political cult celebrity, Michael Moore, and seems to have been a big hit.  Using almost a Republican ecomonic strategy mirroring the Bush Administration's tax policy, Michael Eisner's Disney gave Moore $16 million dollars to make Fahrenheit 911 but now sees dollar-zero from a film grossing $100+ million because Eisner refused to distribute it apparently for good old boy political reasons.  Seeing as Fahrenheit 911 made exponentially more money than any other Disney film produced this year, Disney stockholders may want to inquire as to the availability of a Kato Kaelin Kottage on Dubya's Crawford ranch for Eisner.  Come this November, both Bush and Eisner may have more time on their hands to be better golf buddies.

In this 8th inning, the Democrats were first up to bat with the Democratic National Convention kicking off last night.  I didn't watch it.  I did watch some reruns and highlights very early this morning on CNN, FOX and MSNBC before the commentary of the mind-numbing morning shows.  A few things come to mind.

First, it appears that unlike some big professional stars in other games, the Clintons are apparently team players.  I may have been mistaken in my previous blog entry earlier this month, Tales from the Crypt, or perhaps the Clintons may have indeed abandoned the author pundits' so-called Clinton Plan described in those novels.

Nonetheless, no matter who you are and no matter what your political ideology is -- you really can't argue with my observation -- there is no denying that Bill Clinton is the Democratic Designated Hitter.  While Al Gore, Jimmy Carter, and others got up to bat last night at the convention, Bubba was successful in batting clean up.

Hillary Clinton, on the other hand, really should stay in the dugout.  I'm not trying to sound sexist, either.  She's just not a good public speaker.  I fell on the floor laughing when MSNBC's Pat Buchanan commented on her speech, saying in his almost Nixon-esque tone, "Her voice was just this side of shrill".

While other pundits are more polite concerning Hillary, Buchanan has a point.  Even though it is often a very difficult task for any female public speaker to express righteous indignation, get angry, or sound verbally forceful without stereotypically sounding hysterical to males in an audience, her performance was better left for the minor league games on the Senate floor.  In my opinion, if Al Gore is a stiff robot, Hillary Clinton has a tenor in her voice and an oratory delivery that makes her sound like a frantic android having a circuit melt-down.

But, Bubba got the Democratic message across  -- beyond Us Good, Bush Bad.  You are going to undoubtedly hear sound bytes from his speech all this week.  The Kerry and Edwards speech writers are likely to incorporate the meat of Bubba's message for their candidates and build on it.  While it's typically a modern Democratic theme when they aren't in power to invoke images of the "We, the people, against King George", it has worked in the past.  Bill Clinton's message of Pluralism vs Unilateralism is especially appropriate given the troubling time in which we currently find ourselves domestically and internationally.

To continue with my lame baseball analogy, watching the news media do their live commentary on stools is friggin' hilarious.  I'm waiting for one of the talking heads to get up and try to incite the Boston crowd milling around behind them to do the Funky Chicken with them.  But, on a less sarcastic note, I thought Ron Reagan did a great job for MSNBC and (annoying) Joe Scarborough should be worried about his hosting job.

ya gotta love ditsy
I'm going to check out Hardblogger now.  If you think I'm rude when I make fun of you in one of my rants, check out Hardblogger to hear the professional talking heads off-camera talking some good old fashion locker room smack about the other media outlets, especially if you like some Bill O'Reilly bashing.  Hardblogger does has a nice blog link list and some interesting photos, as well.  Besides, where else can you hear the MSNBC news bunny, Chris Jansing, whine about losing her umbrella at a security checkpoint. Like, DUH, fer sure, Chris!

Even if you're not into politix, the Democratic National Convention is an important national event.  Whether Kerry-Edwards can use it for enough big mo to win the election remains to be seen.  The Republicans still get their chance at bat in the next inning of the Game of Politix in New York soon.


 
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