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Friday, May 26, 2006

American Idol

63.4 million votes were cast for the finalist competition on the Fox TV show American Idol.  Ryan Seacrest exclaimed, " ... more votes cast than for any president of the United States."  While I wasn't one of the millions of people who watched Taylor Hicks win the singing competition during the live TV broadcast, just hearing how lame this sounds makes me wonder if the ink on the U.S. constitution isn't running off the document from the flood of tears of our founding fathers.

I can only imagine some explanations for this phenomenon.  Watching people sing on TV is really that entertaining or politicians running for the office of U.S. president are really that lame.  It's probably a combination of both things.

There seems to be some lessons to be learned comparing American Idol to our political system.  Apparently, people were allowed to cast their vote for the winner of the recent contest more than once.  The same thing happened on American Idol, too.

Hopefully, almost-won contestant, Katharine McPhee, won't gain weight, grow a beard, sulk about for several years, and then re-invent herself for season 6 background interviews and appearances on Saturday Night Live.  One can only hope.

Am I the only person in the United States who has not watched an entire episode of American Idol, ever?  This self-hyped crap bores the hell out of me.  My local TV news is talking about the frackin' show.  Even worse, the success of this show makes crackhead TV producers come up with ideas like Dancing with the Stars and Skating with Celebrities.

Skating with Celebrities?  Oh, how I've always pined to hold hands and make TV magic with Dave Couller from "Full House" or Todd Bridges from "Diff'rent Strokes."  Maybe I sensed American Idol was not for me when fans of Clay Aiken were being called Claymates.  That's just too gay for me -- Kathy Griffin gay.

Things I don't give a damn about?  American Idol.

[Headphones] :: Meet the Unknown [Download] [Lo-Fi Stream] by Ion Flux

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Monday, May 15, 2006
Swamp Gas v.009

Welcome to Swamp Gas in the Imajica.  Similar to the You Can't Make This Shit Up (YCMTSU) section, Swamp Gas will focus solely on news and items of interest in the sunshine state of Florida.

They say, "All the nuts in America roll downhill to Florida."  So let's just see how true that phrase really is.

Click on the Swamp Gas logo for the smelly menu.

Swamp Gas v. 009

 Shuttle Launches July 1st


In preparation for the scheduled July 1st launch of the Space shuttle for its STS-121 mission, NASA workers proudly walked alongside the flatbed hauling the craft from its hangar to the massive Vehicle Assembly Building (VAB).  This procedure is called the "Rollover." The insanely massive rocket boosters will be moved to the VAB next, in the procedure called the "Rollout."

NASA is one of the few things left that truly makes me feel still proud to be an American.


 Where there is smoke, there are stoners


Sucks to be a tourist in Florida lately.  If you want to travel along the I-95 freeway between popular destinations -- from Daytona Beach to Miami Beach -- you're likely going to be delayed and detoured because of the wildfires.  Smoke, fire and even falling trees have been blamed for road closures all over the drought-stricken sunshine state.  According to the Forestry department, over 2500 different fires have burned over 100,000 acres since January.  The penalty for throwing a lit cigarette out of a vehicle in FL has now been raised to getting anally-raped by a drunken redneck whose cracker family now stays in a red cross shelter because his double-wide trailer home was lost in the fire.  I suggest using your car's ash tray from now on, Sparky.


 Yummy, Yummy, I got love in my tummy OCALA

This past week has been like a frackin' Jurassic Park in the land of theme parks.  Yesterday, a 23-year-old woman was killed by an alligator in nearby Ocala National Forest while snorkeling in a lake.  She was the third death-by-horror-movie-beast, this week.  A 43-year-old homeless woman was also found in a canal in Pinellas county with apparent gator wounds the same day.  In Sunrise, FL, an aspiring 28-year-old south florida model was definitely snatched and then dragged into the nearby canal by an alligator, according to the Broward county medical examiner.  Not finding water in the woman's lungs, the ME said the woman died from blood loss and shock.  Trappers later found parts of the woman in the 11-foot-long alligator's stomach after its capture and disection.


[Headphones] :: How It Strikes [Download] [Lo-Fi Stream] by Ion Flux

Wednesday, May 10, 2006
NFBC Short Film Contest

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After I rode my bike to Winn Dixie last night to pick up some groceries, I spotted a cool short film competition in my Atom Films newsletter.  In the past, I've blogged about Tribeca, Sundance, and the online competitions hosted by Amazon and Intel.  This online short film competition is hosted by the National Film Board of Canada in conjunction with the Cannes Film Festival.

You vote on the 10 entries and the winning film maker will get about $12,000.  If you're lucky, you might win a boxed DVD set, too.

In any case, you get to watch 10 very interesting short films for free:
  1. Covered - An actor describes the fickle nature of fame in Hollywood.
  2. Going Home - A man's painting comes to life to explore the painter's world.
  3. Love you, Joseff Hughes - A thoughtful and haunting tale of a young girl's first love.
  4. Undressing My Mother - A stark, honest narrative of the life of an aging widow.
  5. Auto Erotica - A surrealistic lust for vehicular status with good tuneage.
  6. Space Chase - Xgames competition for a parking space in a London garage.
  7. Ester - Video evidence that hippos and manatees are graceful water beasts.
  8. B Is For Bomb - A child narrates the ABC's of geo-politics and nuclear issues.
  9. Undone - A mother's comfort for the anxious woman in the twilight zone.
  10. Shopping In The Afterlife - The best mother day's a son could provide.

The one line descriptions of the short films in this competition are my own.  I hope my impression of the film doesn't inhibit you from watching any of them.  I added them to the list for my own benefit of recall of the films.

It was very surrealistic for me to watch "Shopping in the Afterlife" after just returning from my shopping at Winn Dixie.  Similar to that short, I seem to have some odd ability to attract total strangers who then engage me in conversation.  Most oftentimes, these people are elderly and lonely, perhaps.

Last night, I was exhausted from my bike ride to the store because it was like riding a gymnasium exercise bike inside the sauna -- hot and humid -- so I loitered around outside the store to catch my breath before heading home.  An old man was nearby, waiting for his wife and smoking a cigarette.  While it wasn't as surreal as the conversation I had with another old man the night before terrorists struck the World Trade Center buildings, I was a little hestitant to turn on the news today.  I just had a troubling feeling that these conversations are becoming forewarning talismen.

The old guy last night started out the conversation while I was unlocking my bike from the magazine stand to which I had secured it.

"I was just thinking.  When I was growing up in the 20s and 30s, I never had to lock my bike."

"Well, I grew up in Detroit. So, I possess a fair amount of paranoia about such things.  Better safe than sorry."

After about twenty minutes of me recalling the tales of getting hit by automobiles two-and-a-half times while riding a bicycle through out my life, the store started to close.  Still his wife had not come outside.  I worried that she might have forgotten about him.  I finally convinced him to go inside the store and look for her before they locked the doors.  At that, I took the opportunity to leave him to his own soap opera and head home in the night.

Check out those films.  My favorites were 1,3, 8 and 10, but they were all interesting.  You only have until May 22nd to cast your vote for your own favorites.

[Headphones] :: Living with War - Neil Young

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Monday, May 08, 2006
Inappropriate captions

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As you must be aware, Zacharias Moussaoui was found guilty and sentenced to life without parole last week.  While I realize this is a serious topic for some people, I will be doing some research for a conspiracy theory entry about Moussaoui.  He was a member of al-Qaeda, but I just find it extremely odd that the government prosecuted him for the 9/11 terror attacks when the man was in federal custody at the time of the attacks.  They contend that if he would have just told them about the plot, 9/11 would never have happened.  At the same time, it was some bureaucrat at FBI headquarters that blocked searching Moussaoui's computer before 9/11.  Even if the FBI had had his PC, the best FBI track record for previously connecting the dots was on a Denny's restaurant kid's menu.

The government contends he was the so-called 20th hijacker.  If so, his al-Qaeda bosses who planned 9/11 will never see a U.S. court room because the CIA would have to admit too many ugly things, like statements made under duress of torture.

Some people feel he is just a convenient scapegoat to help the U.S. public put some closure on 9/11.  Some people feel that his actual importance in al-Qaeda was very limited, that he was basically a lackey.  All these things are definitely conspiracy theory fodder, and I'll be looking into it.

Meanwhile, I thought I'd take a much lighter look at the Zacharias Moussaoui trial.

Below are two artist renditions of him during his trial.  I thought it might be fun for us all for you to look at these two images and then write a completely inappropriate caption for each in the comments.  Whispers: (mouse over the images for mine)

 Explain it to me again. There is a difference between DELUSIONAL and FANATICAL?  Guess what? I ate TWO PORK CHOPS last night. That's right, TWO !!

[Headphones] :: Bush and Brando Debate - JfZ


Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Space Hotties

Who is the BSG Space Hottie?

Some of the cast of Battlestar Galactica, left to right:

  1. Dr. Gaius Baltar (James Callis)
  2. Number 6 (Tricia Helfer)
  3. Col. Saul Tigh (Michael Hogan)
  4. Laura Roslin (Mary McDonnell)
  5. Cmdr. William Adama (Edward James Olmos)
  6. Capt. Lee 'Apollo' Adama (Jamie Bamber)
  7. Chief Petty Officer Galen Tyrol (Aaron Douglas)
  8. Lt. Sharon 'Boomer' Valerii (Grace Park)
  9. Lt. Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace (Katee Sackhoff)

Cast  your vote in the comments!

There are a couple of hotties not pictured here.  Check out the newly launched Scifipedia for more information on BSG.  Anastasia Dualla (Kandyse McClure) had a steamin' hot scene with Lee Adama (Jamie Bamber) in Season 2, imho.  Season 3 airs in October.

Anastasia Dualla's first love interest was Laura Roslin's assistant, Billy Keikeya (Paul Campbell).  If you really want to know why Billy had to die, you can listen to the Media Blvd magazine interview with Paul Campbell in a podcast here.

Also, gamers and collectors will soon have a BSG Collectable Card Game.  The BSG CCG is being offered by Wiz Kid Games.

[Headphones] :: Sex, Lies and a video blog - BSG EP David Eick

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