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Saturday, February 12, 2005
Swamp Gas v. 003


Welcome to Swamp Gas in the Imajica.  Similar to the You Can't Make This Shit Up (YCMTSU) section, Swamp Gas will focus solely on news and items of interest in the sunshine state of Florida.

They say, "All the nuts in America roll downhill to Florida," so let's just see how true that phrase really is.

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Swamp Gas v. 003

 It's all fun and games until you put an eye out PORT ST. LUCIE

A Fort Pierce Central High School junior apologized to his former girlfriend while he stabbed her in the back and neck Wednesday night, law enforcement officials said.  Then, as she lay bleeding in the street, Bryan Gordon, 16, told the high school freshman he would kill her family if she told anyone, according to officials.

"He was talking to her, looked at her, said, 'I'm sorry,' and pretty much stabbed her in the back," Detective John Holman said. "He apologized the whole time he was doing it, while he was stabbing her."

-- By Will Greenlee [source]


 Oh Baby! FORT LAUDERDALE

The woman who claimed to have seen a baby being tossed from a moving car fabricated the story as a cover to abandon her newborn and hide an unwanted pregnancy from her family, authorities said Friday.

"It's not as horrible as we first thought," Broward County Sheriff Ken Jenne said. "The baby was never thrown out of a moving car. This is the case of a disturbed woman who gave birth and did not want to keep her child."

-- By Curt Anderson [source]

 Not Limbo, Please! PALM BEACH

On Monday, the WildFyre Society, South Florida's 1200-member all-male nudist group, takes a break from nude shopping excursions, nude theater nights, and nude country line dancing in order to present the Hot Wheels XVIII "Get Your Heart On" Nude Valentine's Day Skating Party at Gold Coast Roller Rink (2604 S. Federal Hwy., Fort Lauderdale). No wallflowers -- nudity is mandatory at the event, which costs $10 and includes skates. The club's spokesman, Seth Paronick, says there won't be any races because "we don't allow horseplay," but limbo is on!

-- By Deirdra Funcheon [source]






[Headphones] :: Jessica: Sanibel Island - JfZ


Posted at 01:06 am by John Furie Zacharias

Lyly
February 11, 2005   06:55 PM PST
 
1. the same thing happened in (all together now) Texas 2 years ago, here in town.
2. glad baby's ok
3. the crouching limbo guy had better be careful
J f Z
February 12, 2005   03:21 PM PST
 
LOL. I'm just trying to show some Valentine's Day spirit. I wish I had some J. Geil's Band MP3 to link right about here.
 

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