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Thursday, June 24, 2004
She is borg

Hot Borg Sex -- every geek's dream
Batteries not included
She is borg.
You will be humiliated.
Hypocrisy is futile.

You saw it here first: my idea for Illinois Democrat Obama's bumper sticker for his U.S. Senate campaign against Republican Jack Ryan.  As most Republicans in need of votes do, Jack Ryan sucks up to the naive Born Again Christian contributors on his website with soothing words about the latest BAC hot button issue, 
same sex marriage, when he states:

As an elected leader, my interest will be in promoting laws and educating people about the fundamental importance of the traditional family unit as the nucleus of our society. "

He goes on and on about it, of course.  Jack Ryan is a handsome smooth-talking  politician that would make any virtuous christian woman giggle from the sudden warmth between her legs as she was introduced to him by her Pastor.  But according to the Chicago Tribune from Tuesday, (ID: readthesun, PWD: readthesun) he also enjoys having hot Borg sex in public.

" Republican U.S. Senate nominee Jack Ryan's ex-wife, TV actress Jeri Ryan, accused him of taking her to sex clubs in New York and Paris, where he tried to coerce her into having sex with him in front of strangers, according to records released Monday from the couple's California divorce file. "

It's no wonder that Ryan fought to keep the public court records of his divorce quiet since 2000.  If he wasn't such a damned hypocrite, he would have probably cornered the Star Trek geek vote and perhaps even votes from people who don't care if the guy gets  a little Lewinsky now and again.  Instead, according to the Chicago Tribune on Thursday, "Ryan campaign explores exit strategy."    Now faster than you can say, "Scotty, beam me up," fellow Republicans in their own political races couldn't start fleeing from Jack Ryan any faster than if the dumb bastard had [Perv666] on the license plate of his little red corvette with PeeWee's Playhouse on the dash DVD.

[In other news] Asking Dick Cheney about Halliburton makes him grumpy.  During picture day on the Senate floor, Senator Leahy asked about the release of those pesky transcripts of his secret Energy Strategy meetings.  Cheney replied, "Fuck you."

Thank you, C-SPAN.  And I hope they don't fine you for airing indecent content.




Posted at 06:57 pm by John Furie Zacharias

 

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